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American
Sex Idol is a parody of American Idol, it is
not meant to missrepresent or harm any of the contestants.
We just want to rail the shit out of them and point out
all their flaws in hopes to make yourselves and us feel
better about Ourselves. Let's see who's worthy to be an
American Sex Idol!
One
of American Idol's first Contestants:
Alexis
Grace:
American Idol,
Alexis
Grace, a little blonde hottie from Memphis Tenesse.
She's a mother of 1 so you know she puts out. Thank god
she's trying out for American
Idol because you see the rest of the women in
her family there that flew out to support her and they
appear to have let themselves go. I probably wouldn't
have sex with any of them with your dick let a lone mine.
It looks like Alexis
Grace got the fat free gene in the family. If
she wants to get a man though she needs to keep on singing
and hide the rest of her family as she'll look like that
one day...If that's possible to hide them.
One thing I must say I don't like about Alexis
Grace is her short hair and her I don't work out
body style, because the I don't work out body style I
think she gets from the rest of the women in her family
and it means she has no muscle structure so her Ass probably
sucks and she couldn't keep up no matter how loud she
can get. Alexis
Grace's short hair I don't like because it makes
it hard to grab onto when you're trying to be an American
Sex Idol and you're doing it doggy style. I will give
her this, she does have a sexy face so that makes and
Alexis Grace blowjob all the more worth while
and you could wake up next to her providing she doesn't
put on 100 or so extra pounds. So as an American
Idol I'm sure she's going to win this thing with
her poor me mother story, her somewhat cute body and sexy
face, but as an American Sex Idol I'd have to say she's
a 4.
The American Sex Idol Rating system coincides with the
Universal Man Rating System which involves a scale of
1-10, 10 being the hotest and 1 being the ugliest. East
Coast women for the most part can't make it past a 6.
However the west coast has the ability to reach 10 traditionally.
Alexis Grace sex scale for american sex
idol puts her at a 4, her points were lowered for
location and gene pool.
Thanks for reading American Sex Idol, and the
Sex Idol story of American
Idol Alexis
Grace.
If you liked her video you can find her on YouTube here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCs9ybzXS10
The Next American Sex Idol Contestant:
Megan
Joy Corkery:
Meet Megan
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of this image.American Idol contestant in season 8. Megan
Joy Corkery a 23 year old cute Brunette from Utah.
A recently divorced Milf, the mother of one auditioned
for American Idol in Salt Lake City, Utah. She sang Cant
Help Lovin That Man, the blues song from the musical
show boat by Jerome Kern and Oscar Hammerstein
II. In her Utah audition Simon Cowel said she was different
that she had a great voice and that she was a favorite
and he would remember her. Paula Abdul, loved her, Randy
Jackson kinda liked her, he thought there was something
there and Kara DioGuardi said she was an interesting girl
with a glow about her and an incredible face. The judges
unanimously voted her on to the show and then into the
top 36.
The judges were right about two things. First, she did
have a memorable performance I will not forget her jazzy
style or the careful way she tried to hit each note so
she would stay on pitch. I find her voice pitchy and her
style of singing slash speaking annoying, her voice sounds
like it has very limited range and like she couldnt
hit those high notes to save her life. She reminds me
of a hotter/less skanky Amy WineHouse with less vocal
ability. Second, they were right she does have an incredible
face
.. shes a real hottie. I have to say I
loved her style at the audition, she was wearing this
tank baby doll dress with a flowing skirt that showed
off her hard body and her tattoos on her right arm. I
loved the Im a sweet little girl look with the one
tattooed arm showing that lets you know she has this hidden
bad girl inside. You know behind that sweet smile there
is a dirty little girl
.
. just begging to
get spanked. The kind of girl who puts on the pig tales
just so Ill have something to pull on when hitting
it from behind. Shes the kind of girl that wants
always wants you to spank her harder. I love the length
of her dress because it showed off those long sexy legs
of hers, shes got a hard body and shes not
afraid to show off her assets. You can tell shes
in good shape and could keep up in the sack, she could
go all night long and has a face that you would want to
wake up to in the morning
.. One of my favorite things
is her long flowing hair
. Long hair is so sexy
the perfect thing to hold onto when your hitting it from
behind. I have to admit though, she would be even hotter
as a blonde
Can she be the next American Idol, If its based
on her singing performance I would say hell no
.
There are just too many other performers that have a better
range style and stage presence like Danny Gokey. The one
thing she does have in her favor is her looks they should
help her to go pretty far in this competition. On the
American Sex Idol scale I would have to give her a 6,
points have been added or taken away for hair color wardrobe
muscle tone and not showing enough skin.
The American Sex Idol Rating system coincides with the
Universal Man Rating System which involves a scale of
1-10, 10 being the hottest and 1 being the ugliest. East
Coast women for the most part can't make it past a 6.
However the west coast has the ability to reach 10 traditionally.
Thanks for reading American Sex Idol, and the Sex Idol
story of American Idol Megan
Joy Corkery. Tell me what you think, can Megan
Joy Corkery be the next American Sex Idol? How would
you rate her is she hot or not?
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American Idol Auditions: Megan
Joy Corkery
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aIB119m3bs
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In the top 36 performances on American Idol, contestant
Megan Joy Corkery was in group two, and sang
Put Your Records On. Megan
Joy Corkery is swiftly becoming a favorite of
the judges on American Idol. The judges all enjoyed her
interpretation of Put Your Records On, Simon
Cowel said he hoped that America would vote for her because
her performance stood out among all the performances.
Randy Jackson said he though Megan
Joy Corkery had the whole Duffy vibe going on,
Paula Abdul said that she thought Megan
Joy Corkery did everything right in singing Put
Your Records On. While Kara Said that she was a
package artist and with the right song she could be a
hit.
Simon Cowels hopes came true when America voted
Megan Joy Corkery into the top 12. I have to
agree with Simon Cowel Megan
Joy Corkery did stand out with her performance
of Put Your Records On. I enjoyed her style
better this time, she stayed on pitch and stayed on key
on almost every note. She picked a song that stayed primarily
in her comfort zone (the middle range) and so she performed
well until she tried to belt and hit those high notes
(God I still cringe thinking about her voice cracking
when she tried to hit those high notes). One thing I want
to know is what is with the way she moves when she sings?
Does she have to pee or is that actually her idea of dancing
lol
What was she wearing she looked like she was wearing
her nightgown. What was with the white tights and little
girl flats? No one wants to see her dressed like a little
girl unless its as a slutty catholic school girl
who wants to be spanked. Some heels would have showed
off her legs better and made her look sexy and a little
more grown up. The one thing I loved was her new long
blonde hair it really shows off her face well and makes
that sexy mouth of hers pop. The one thing I really loved
was all the ooohhh faces she makes when shes singing.
The same oooohhh faces I can see her making in bed when
Im grab the back of her hair as Im slipping
it in.
Megan
Joy Corkerys performances and looks are
only getting better as American Idol goes on. I am starting
to think she has a real shot at getting into the top 5.
She is hot hot hot and her looks make up 85% of her performance.
On the American Sex Idol Scale I would have to give her
an 8. Her new blonde hair definitely made her hotter.
The American Sex Idol Rating system coincides with the
Universal Man Rating System which involves a scale of
1-10, 10 being the hottest and 1 being the ugliest. East
Coast women for the most part can't make it past a 6.
However the west coast has the ability to reach 10 traditionally.
Thanks for reading American Sex Idol, and the Sex Idol
story of American Idol Megan
Joy Corkery. Tell me what you think, can Megan
Joy Corkery be the next American Sex Idol? How
would you rate her is she hot or not?
American Idol top 36 performances Put Your Records
On on Aol
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/american-idol-american-idol-megan-joy-corkery-put-your-records-on/3664602856
American Idol 1st performance Megan
Joy Corkery: Put your records on utube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2jxRQBD2Gs
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