American Sex Idol is a parody of American Idol, it is not meant to missrepresent or harm any of the contestants. We just want to rail the shit out of them and point out all their flaws in hopes to make yourselves and us feel better about Ourselves. Let's see who's worthy to be an American Sex Idol!

One of American Idol's first Contestants:

Alexis Grace:

American Idol, Alexis Grace, a little blonde hottie from Memphis Tenesse. She's a mother of 1 so you know she puts out. Thank god she's trying out for American Idol because you see the rest of the women in her family there that flew out to support her and they appear to have let themselves go. I probably wouldn't have sex with any of them with your dick let a lone mine. It looks like Alexis Grace got the fat free gene in the family. If she wants to get a man though she needs to keep on singing and hide the rest of her family as she'll look like that one day...If that's possible to hide them.
One thing I must say I don't like about Alexis Grace is her short hair and her I don't work out body style, because the I don't work out body style I think she gets from the rest of the women in her family and it means she has no muscle structure so her Ass probably sucks and she couldn't keep up no matter how loud she can get. Alexis Grace's short hair I don't like because it makes it hard to grab onto when you're trying to be an American Sex Idol and you're doing it doggy style. I will give her this, she does have a sexy face so that makes and Alexis Grace blowjob all the more worth while and you could wake up next to her providing she doesn't put on 100 or so extra pounds. So as an American Idol I'm sure she's going to win this thing with her poor me mother story, her somewhat cute body and sexy face, but as an American Sex Idol I'd have to say she's a 4.
The American Sex Idol Rating system coincides with the Universal Man Rating System which involves a scale of 1-10, 10 being the hotest and 1 being the ugliest. East Coast women for the most part can't make it past a 6. However the west coast has the ability to reach 10 traditionally. Alexis Grace sex scale for american sex idol puts her at a 4, her points were lowered for location and gene pool.

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If you liked her video you can find her on YouTube here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCs9ybzXS10

The Next American Sex Idol Contestant:

Megan Joy Corkery:

Meet Megan Joy Corkery Your browser may not support display of this image.American Idol contestant in season 8. Megan Joy Corkery a 23 year old cute Brunette from Utah. A recently divorced Milf, the mother of one auditioned for American Idol in Salt Lake City, Utah. She sang “Can’t Help Lovin That Man”, the blues song from the musical “show boat” by Jerome Kern and Oscar Hammerstein II. In her Utah audition Simon Cowel said she was different that she had a great voice and that she was a favorite and he would remember her. Paula Abdul, loved her, Randy Jackson kinda liked her, he thought there was something there and Kara DioGuardi said she was an interesting girl with a glow about her and an incredible face. The judges unanimously voted her on to the show and then into the top 36.

The judges were right about two things. First, she did have a memorable performance I will not forget her jazzy style or the careful way she tried to hit each note so she would stay on pitch. I find her voice pitchy and her style of singing slash speaking annoying, her voice sounds like it has very limited range and like she couldn’t hit those high notes to save her life. She reminds me of a hotter/less skanky Amy WineHouse with less vocal ability. Second, they were right she does have an incredible face….. she’s a real hottie. I have to say I loved her style at the audition, she was wearing this tank baby doll dress with a flowing skirt that showed off her hard body and her tattoos on her right arm. I loved the I’m a sweet little girl look with the one tattooed arm showing that lets you know she has this hidden bad girl inside. You know behind that sweet smile there is a dirty little girl ….…. just begging to get spanked. The kind of girl who puts on the pig tales just so I’ll have something to pull on when hitting it from behind. She’s the kind of girl that wants always wants you to spank her harder. I love the length of her dress because it showed off those long sexy legs of hers, she’s got a hard body and she’s not afraid to show off her assets. You can tell she’s in good shape and could keep up in the sack, she could go all night long and has a face that you would want to wake up to in the morning….. One of my favorite things is her long flowing hair…. Long hair is so sexy… the perfect thing to hold onto when your hitting it from behind. I have to admit though, she would be even hotter as a blonde…

Can she be the next American Idol, If it’s based on her singing performance I would say hell no…. There are just too many other performers that have a better range style and stage presence like Danny Gokey. The one thing she does have in her favor is her looks they should help her to go pretty far in this competition. On the American Sex Idol scale I would have to give her a 6, points have been added or taken away for hair color wardrobe muscle tone and not showing enough skin.

The American Sex Idol Rating system coincides with the Universal Man Rating System which involves a scale of 1-10, 10 being the hottest and 1 being the ugliest. East Coast women for the most part can't make it past a 6. However the west coast has the ability to reach 10 traditionally.

Thanks for reading American Sex Idol, and the Sex Idol story of American Idol Megan Joy Corkery. Tell me what you think, can Megan Joy Corkery be the next American Sex Idol? How would you rate her is she hot or not?

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American Idol Auditions: Megan Joy Corkery

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aIB119m3bs

In the top 36 performances on American Idol, contestant Megan Joy Corkery was in group two, and sang “Put Your Records On”. Megan Joy Corkery is swiftly becoming a favorite of the judges on American Idol. The judges all enjoyed her interpretation of “Put Your Records On”, Simon Cowel said he hoped that America would vote for her because her performance stood out among all the performances. Randy Jackson said he though Megan Joy Corkery had the whole Duffy vibe going on, Paula Abdul said that she thought Megan Joy Corkery did everything right in singing “Put Your Records On”. While Kara Said that she was a package artist and with the right song she could be a hit.

Simon Cowel’s hopes came true when America voted Megan Joy Corkery into the top 12. I have to agree with Simon Cowel Megan Joy Corkery did stand out with her performance of “Put Your Records On”. I enjoyed her style better this time, she stayed on pitch and stayed on key on almost every note. She picked a song that stayed primarily in her comfort zone (the middle range) and so she performed well until she tried to belt and hit those high notes (God I still cringe thinking about her voice cracking when she tried to hit those high notes). One thing I want to know is what is with the way she moves when she sings? Does she have to pee or is that actually her idea of dancing lol

What was she wearing she looked like she was wearing her nightgown. What was with the white tights and little girl flats? No one wants to see her dressed like a little girl unless it’s as a slutty catholic school girl who wants to be spanked. Some heels would have showed off her legs better and made her look sexy and a little more grown up. The one thing I loved was her new long blonde hair it really shows off her face well and makes that sexy mouth of hers pop. The one thing I really loved was all the ooohhh faces she makes when she’s singing. The same oooohhh faces I can see her making in bed when I’m grab the back of her hair as I’m slipping it in.

Megan Joy Corkery’s performances and looks are only getting better as American Idol goes on. I am starting to think she has a real shot at getting into the top 5. She is hot hot hot and her looks make up 85% of her performance. On the American Sex Idol Scale I would have to give her an 8. Her new blonde hair definitely made her hotter.

The American Sex Idol Rating system coincides with the Universal Man Rating System which involves a scale of 1-10, 10 being the hottest and 1 being the ugliest. East Coast women for the most part can't make it past a 6. However the west coast has the ability to reach 10 traditionally.

Thanks for reading American Sex Idol, and the Sex Idol story of American Idol Megan Joy Corkery. Tell me what you think, can Megan Joy Corkery be the next American Sex Idol? How would you rate her is she hot or not?

American Idol top 36 performances “Put Your Records On” on Aol

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/american-idol-american-idol-megan-joy-corkery-put-your-records-on/3664602856

American Idol 1st performance Megan Joy Corkery: “Put your records on” utube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2jxRQBD2Gs

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